mai 2013
48 billets
kanyewesticle:
whenever someone calls me ugly i get sad and hug them because i know life is really tough for the visually impaired
tellerknowles:
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
My mom used to tell us if you can't say anything...
slothtier:
r u a gym badge cuz ur
sticler:
sassy-gay-dust:
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
chenyakumo:
hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
fuck wasps
apatheticghost:
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
monicamcflyx:
vardaesque:
420stuck:
when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB
It’s so weird that that combination of letters is the exact sound I imagine in my head.
ghostfishkrillah:
tumblr amazes me because i can log off for an hour and by the time i’ve come back i managed to miss an entire dashboard trend beginning, ending, and being overused to hell and back
fartrickstump:
do u ever care about something for like three seconds
me: why does no one like me
person: i like you
me: thanks
me: why does no one like me
jaclcfrost:
i’m l aughing so hard because??????
?????????
clumsyoctopus:
flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me
like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”
i thought you could combine flowers
like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the...
princeruto:
i’m no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one
In 20-30 years, one of the hardest things our kids...
fuckyeahlaughters:
mntrose:
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
“I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via battybatty)
rihyo:
i have a very sexually active mind for a very sexually inactive body
maduhhlyn:
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
avril 2013
98 billets
Night blogers really speak to me
somuchfandoms:
like… what even
inspires you to
write such things
that dont make
any sense
WHAT SO EVER
